Spend your benjamins wisely

I went to Costco for wrapping paper today. Costco is located near the mall in Tacoma. Besides the honking wackos in traffic, I witnessed a wild shopping frenzy inside the warehouse.

Imagine: flourescent lighting, screaming children, shopping carts EVERYWHERE, old people wandering the isles with coupons. I turned my car around and drove back home. Once home, it occurred to me that I forgot to buy what I need. GAWD I am SO BLONDE! I went back to the store for a second dose of insanity.


Because I'm not shooting this time of year, at all, pictures will be replaced by real-life experiences in this blog. So, today is your lucky day! Here's a funny little tidbit to make you feel better. Follow this man's instructions and you may feel better when your bank account takes a dive.

Get $40 in small bills.
Pile it on your floor.
Get hammered.
Roll around in the bills naked.
You'll feel better, I promise!


*that was written by matt*

Thank you Matt.